Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
I haven't been single on my birthday for 7 years. If you don't get me laid tonight, your best friend/wing woman status will be revoked.
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
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