so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
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