I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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