i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
New strategy for telling if someone is drunk: will they attempt to drink a candle if you put a straw in it?
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