I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
I met my future wife last night. She's a bombshell from Delaware, hates Trump, and humiliated two old men in a GOP healthcare debate while simultaneously convincing them to pick up both of our bar tabs.
90% sure I just opened a snapchat of you in a fuzzy bathrobe next to your ceiling collapsing
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
Randomize
