she was so not down for the gang bang
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
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She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
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We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
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