I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
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I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
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Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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