we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
Woke up this morning with a note saying "great sex, see you never". Why can't I meet more women like her?
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
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