I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
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he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
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Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
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