Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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