he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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