You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
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yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
Woke up naked on a bed full of money, doughnuts, and keys that weren't mine. Unsent dick pick on phone, and cheap cigar butt on my pillow. Also...I maybe hotwired my car.
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This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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