why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
Randomize
