Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
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I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
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Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
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