its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
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