I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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