talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
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