I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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