The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
my mario cart skills improve with alchohol. and i think my real car skills do to but the cop didnt see my logic
If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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