ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
You ate ashes out of my bong
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
Randomize
