Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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