He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Randomize
