At a straight bar and poker face just came on...must...resist....urge to gay it up
Why would that come on at a straight bar? I thought they just played Don't Stop Believin and Wonderwall on repeat
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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