You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
the guy at the pet shop just had an eye seizure while looking at my chest
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
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Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
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My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
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