i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
I feel like death gave me a hand job
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I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
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Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
I know her cup size but not her name....
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
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