In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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