Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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