I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
I feel awkward having to tell people “sorry you can’t finger me because I will get a UTI and I don’t have health insurance”
Nobody cheats on THIS.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
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