Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
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