its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
