he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
you are never too drunk for berry picking
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
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