i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
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