Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
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My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
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He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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