butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
My farts smell like St. Pauli Girl. Last night was too much for a Monday.
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
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