am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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