i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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