if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
My roommate comes home screaming, I brought you home a friend! I thought she brought me a guy...no, she brought home a one-eyed shih tzu.
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
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