did you get my message about your dog?
no... is he ok?
no, i didn't see him when i was being chased out of your house. check your drive way :( sry
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
The thing about being single is like Sunday morning sex is nice but so is Sunday morning eating Nutella from the jar in your underwear
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
Randomize
