dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
Randomize