office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
Of course, I believed he would find me irrestible...sloppy drunk, chugging from a bottle of chardonnay, and completely naked because those kids stole my clothes as I was swimming on their private beach
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
Can you repeat that, but with context?
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
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