he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
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