i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
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