that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
I said ACK before Andy Samberg made it even remotely funny. That tool is stealing all my lines.
Yeah, you've definitely been jizzing in your pants years before he made it socially acceptable
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
Not to make this awkward, but if we ever have sex (perhaps drunkenly), all i'm gonna be able to think about is how sexy our kids would be.
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
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