that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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