I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
My farts smell like St. Pauli Girl. Last night was too much for a Monday.
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ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
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I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
A good example of deductive reasoning: Knowing that when my girlfriend texts me "I promise not to smoke all your weed!" that she is...at that VERY moment...Smoking All Of My Weed.
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
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