I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
birth control should be required to get into college
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
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