i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
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