my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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