he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
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tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
I'll never forget how blunt of a wingman you were. "Excuse me, my friend wants to makeout with someone"
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
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Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
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