i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
Condoms? Check. Glitter? Check. Fuck me pumps? Double check. Dignity? No where to be found. I'm about to homewreck the shit out of that dumb bitch.
I've been meaning to talk to you about your lack of self-respect these days and the toll it's taking on your vagina.
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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