Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Why do I feel like that's not the first time you've drank champagne with someone dressed as a unicorn?
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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