I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
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