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where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
Why did every guy I have ever slept with have to come into the library today?
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
is it fun? or sober?
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
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