I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize
