Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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