I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
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There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
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My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
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