David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
you threw up in the oven last night. i found that out after i preheated it to cook a pizza.
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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